Antisms:
Questionable wisdom from Anthonia.

Wendelyn: We need to be careful about being bad friends.

“That’s impossible. The concept of a ‘bad friend’ cannot logically exist.” -Ant

(Noisy dinner guest leaves table after talking our ears off for 45 minutes non-stop).

Ant: Finally, respite.
Wendelyn: Or spite?
Ant: Just rest.

Wendelyn: Will he wait for you?
Ant: He better.

“If he can’t wait for me, how will he wait for the second coming of Christ?!” -Ant

“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.”
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca