In honour of World Jollof Rice Day which was celebrated this week- 22 August, 2016- and because Africans are serious foodies, here’s a fun game we played on our book club’s Whatsapp chat group!
Felix: So let’s play a game
Felix: In honor of World Jollof Day
Felix: Insert Jollof into the title of a book you love
Felix: And let the sentence make sense!
Felix: Mention the author too
Felix: So I will start
Felix: Jollof Boys by Eghosa Imasuen
Dante: Jollof Is Not To Blame by Ola Rotimi
Felix: Purple Jollof by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Felix: 😂😂😂😂
Ax: Purple Jollof by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Oyin: Every Thing Jollof Will Come – Sefi Atta
Felix: I did that already
Ax: I didn’t see…. Thief…. It was an obvious choice
Isabel: Captivated by Jollof by Sylvia day
Izu: Jollof Of The People by Chinua Achebe
Ibioju: Jollof on a Tuesday by Elnathan John
Adoks: Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Jollof
Felix: 🙌🙌🙌
Izu: Da Vinci’s Jollof by Dan Brown
April: We Need New Jollof
Felix: Happiness like Jollof by Chinelo Okparanta
Felix: The Joys of Jollof by Buchi Emecheta
Adoks: Jollof on the Nile – Agatha Christie
Izu: A Song of Jollof and Ice – R.R. Martin
Dante: Jollof Rice Is Not To Blame By Ola Rotimi”. This could make a great title today. If you come across a book titled this, would you buy/read it?
Felix: It will be satire most likely
Dante: I wanna read this
Ibioju: The Prize: The Epic Quest For Oil, Money And Jollof
Adoks: Jollof & Peace – Tolstoy
Dante: A Song Of Jollof And Meat
Isabel: Lmao
Felix: Jollofless Night by Femi Oloidi
Oyin: A Man of The Jollof – Chinua Achebe
Oyin: A Long Walk to Jollof – Nelson Mandela
Izu: The Last Jollof ~ Mario Puzo
Felix: The Audacity of Jollof
Felix: By you know who
Felix: Living Jollof by Mama the Mama (our collective name for the bad ass that is Hilary Clinton)
Adoks: Abi the Jollof Of Hope 😂
Izu: I yaff do dis
Adoks: The Art Of The Jollof – Donald Trump
Felix: I just lost my appetite
Izu: Jollof of No Nation ~ Uzodinma Iweala
Dante: Love Is Jollof or Something Like That by Igoni Barrett
Felix: 🙌🙌🙌
Felix: Black Jollof
Felix: Igoni too
Adoks: Guns, Jollof & Steel – Jared Diamond
Isabel: Angels and Jollof by Dan brown
Adoks: A Brief History of Jollof – Stephen Hawking
Felix: Bitter Sweet; My Jollof With Segun By Remi Obasanjo 🙌🙌
Adoks: Mehn I wanna be a Jollof Gatsby. Sounds awesome.
Felix: Bitter Jollof by Chioma Okereke
Oyin: Jollof and Prejudice – Jane Austen
Ibioju: The Jollof House – John Le Carre
Adoks: 🙇🙇🙇
Isabel: The Jollof Games
Jideonwo: In the Light of Jollof by Abdrushin
Oyin: Now I really want Jollof rice
Jideonwo: There was a Jollof by Achebe
Oyin: Emmm Jide, have you read that?
Jideonwo: Yep
Oyin: Are you a grail messenger?
Felix: I was going to ask if he was a grail person
Jideonwo: Nah. I’m a free thinker
Adoks: The Jollof Manager – John LeCarré
Wendelyn: Lol I’m blogging this conversation, sorry it’s just too yummy to ignore! Nice one ‘Lix.xx
Adoks: Jollof Manifesto – Marx
Felix: 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Isabel: In Biafra, Jollof Died 😐
Jideonwo: New school Jollof by Osei Yaw Ababio
Ax: Lol…. Good one
Felix: 😂😂😂
Oroma: The Jollof – John Grisham
Izu: LoL! Isabel stole that from my head
Adoks: Blasphemy. Jollof no dey die!
Ibioju: Yellow Jellof ~ Kaine Agary
Adoks: “Do Androids Dream Of Electric Jollof?” – Phillip K Dick
Felix: Their Jollof Was Watching God
Felix: Zora Neale Hurston
Ibioju: 😃
Izu: Why Always Jollof ~ Mario Balotelli
Felix: 😂😂😂
Oroma: The Jollof of Substance – Barbara Taylor Bradford
Felix: Hollywood Jollof Jackie collins
Adoks: “Waiting For Jollof” -Samuel Beckett
Isabel: 😂😂😂😂
Jideonwo: Abeg make I focus on my work before I will be sacked by Jollof C Rice
Isabel: My Jollof, My Damage
Oyin: Abeg me sef, let me face my work biko
Izu: Jollof Falls Apart – Chinua Achebe
Felix: Chai! Was going to write that
Isabel: Jollof will never fall apart in Jesus’ name!
Isabel: Lord Of The Jollof – JRR Tolkien OR William Golding
Felix: Amen
Izu: The Trouble With Jollof – Chinua Achebe
Adoks: AMEN
Isabel: Half of a yellow Jollof by chimamanda
Izu: Lmao
Jideonwo: Songs of Jollof by King Solomon
Izu: Facts About Jollof – Olisah Leo
Isabel: In pursuit of Jollof by Myles Munroe
Felix: Don’t spoil my appetite abeg
Ibioju: Lol
Isabel: 😂😂
Izu: Jollof No Dey Carry Last – Pius Adesammi
Isabel: A Bit Of Jollof By Sefi Atta
Ibioju: The Witch, the Wizard And Jollof
Felix: This is one of the best 🙌🙌
Izu: …. we still never taya 😂😂
Wendelyn: Sex & the Jollof- Candace Bushnell
Wendelyn: I think we should vote for the best title and give a prize
Felix: I give the best to Izu
Izu: One Day I Will Write About This Jollof – Binyavanga Wainaina
Felix: Jollof No dey carry last
Felix: Its very Nigerian and hilarious
Tami Book Club: Eat that jollof! – Brian Tracey👈🙈😬😂😂
Tami Book Club: The Secret Jollof of Baba Segi’s Wives – Lola Shoneyin
Naeto: Haha
Naeto: Love this!
Obi ❤️: The Enchanted Jollof – Enid Blyton
Naeto: Singing & Singing & Getting Merry like Jollof- Maya Angelou
Naeto: All God’s Children Need Travelling Jollof- Maya Angelou
Oyin: Nice ones @Naeto! Love love Maya
Obi ❤️: Nice one
Bux: The Thing Around Your Jellof- Chimamanda Adichie
Felix: Please it’s Jollof
Felix: Not Jellof
Felix: Don’t blaspheme please
…The Banter Continues…
