Sometimes, Nigerians won’t even cross the line. I think what happens is, they see the line. Tell you that they have observed said line. Then, find a long stick and pole vault over your line right into the centre of what you can’t believe they dared to do. They walk back, clean your line, walk back to their pole vault position, draw a new line, walk across it, turn around and casually ask you;

“What?”

Dear God, you know I need a new job (desperately *ahem*).

Please.